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Date: Fri, 19 May 2000 10:15:29
Subject: Fwd: Marriage motivator
From: Andy Zaitsev
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Hank finally found the nerve to tell his fiancee that he had to break off
their engagement so that he could marry another woman.

"Can she cook like I can?" the distraught woman asked.

"Not on her best day." Hank replied.

"Can she buy you expensive gifts like I do?" she asked.

"No, she's broke."

"Well then, is it sex?"

"Nope,... nobody does it like you, babe."

"Then what is it?? What can she do for you that I can't?"

"She can sue me for child support!"

*** Vitaliy O. Grinberg *** [a.k.a. Myp] *** e-mail: vitaliy@grinberg.net ***
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