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Date: Fri, 19 May 2000 10:15:29
Subject: Fwd: Flying Drunks
From: Andy Zaitsev
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Three guys were in a bar and they were all pretty smashed. The first guy
said, "I bet that if I had one more beer, I could fly!" The other guys
bought their friend another drink. After the first guy finished, he walked
up to a nearby cliff and jumped off. The other two guys stared in disbelief
as the first guy fell, fell, and then suddenly swooped up and landed on
the cliff.

The second guy said, "I bet I can do that too!" He ran down to the bar,
chugged a beer, and ran back up to the cliff. Then the second guy jumped
off the cliff, fell, fell, and crashed into the ground below.

The third guy turned to the first guy and said, "You're a real jerk when
you're drunk, Superman!"

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