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New ILOVEYOU variants unleashed Following the chaos caused by the ILOVEYOU virus, reader Paul Taylor warns us of a further 14 variants now spreading round the web. Watch out for: The "I like you a lot" virus The "You're nice, but I just want to be friends" virus The "Its not you, its me" virus The "Look, it was just a date, don't get clingy" virus The "Okay, I think its best if we don't have anymore contact" virus The "It was late, I was drunk, you were easy" virus The "Stop calling me, you unfeeling bastard" virus The "That's it, I hate you and your stupid dog" virus The "No, I Ruullllyyyy Like You" Virus (usually hits around midnight) The "You're Beawfullll" virus (usually hits about 2am The "I luuurve yuose maaaaaate" virus (usually hits about 3am) The "Nothing has to happen. I just want to wake up with you in my arms" virus The "You're OK but I was wondering if your friend is single" virus The "Of course I'll phone you. Now do you want me to call a cab for you?" virus (usually hits anytime between 3am & noon) . *** Vitaliy O. Grinberg *** [a.k.a. Myp] *** e-mail: vitaliy@grinberg.net *** *** WWW Home Page: http://www.grinberg.net/vitaliy/ ***
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