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Date: Fri, 19 May 2000 10:15:29
Subject: Fwd: G.I. Insurance
From: Andy Zaitsev
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Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advised new
recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI
insurance. It wasn't long before Captain Smith noticed that Airman Jones
had almost a 100% record for insurance sales, which had never happened
before. Rather than ask about this, the Captain stood in the back of the
room and listened to Jones's sales pitch.

Jones explained the basics of the GI Insurance to the new recruits, and
then said: "If you have GI Insurance and go into battle and are killed, the
government has to pay $200,000 to your beneficiaries. If you don't have GI
insurance, and you go into battle and get killed, the government only has
to pay a maximum of $6000."

"Now," he concluded, "who do you think they are going to send into battle
first?"

*** Vitaliy O. Grinberg *** [a.k.a. Myp] *** e-mail: vitaliy@grinberg.net ***
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