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Date: Wed, 28 Jun 2000 15:41:49
Subject: Fwd: Dream banners
From: Andy Zaitsev
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Saddam Hussein called President Clinton and said, "Bill, I had a wonderful
dream last night. I could see America, the whole country, and on each
house I saw a banner."

"What did it say on the banners?" Mr. Clinton asked.

Saddam replied, "LONG LIVE SADDAM HUSSEIN!!!"

Mr. Clinton responded, "You know, Saddam, I am really happy you called.
Last night I had a similar dream. I could see all of Baghdad, and it was
more beautiful than ever. It had been rebuilt completely, and on each
house flew an enormous banner."

"What did the banners say?" Saddam asked.

"I don't know," replied President Clinton, "I can't read Hebrew."

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